Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include; Facebook Creating a Goon Squad?, John "Why The Long Face" Kerry as Secretary of State? What to do if Piers Morgan stays in the country? and much, much, more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don't. John Boehner forgot to press play last week and he got owned by Barack Obama. So if you don't want to get owned...you better press play!
Oh and if you cannot see the video player below please click here.