Newsbusted Exclusive: Charlie Sheen to Join Secret Service

It was bound to happen! Former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is so determined to stay on the straight and narrow that he took a second job. The second position is not for the money but to insure that he is not sitting around being idle. Remember folks, the idle brain is the devil's playground (Robert Preston as Harold Hill in the Music Man).

In an exclusive report from Newsbusted anchor Jodi Miller, we learn that Charlie got a government job, he will be a chaperone for the secret service when they leave the country. Sheen says he knows all of the bad places in every country and promise to visit each one to make sure no agents are are on the premises and up to no good. What a sacrifice....what a patriot!
Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org include; the real reason President Obama left Afghanistan so quickly last week, the country being accused of stealing the American way of doing things, a profile of MSNBC's most avid viewers and much, much, more.

This episode of Newsbusted is the the funniest two and a half minutes seen since Jay Carney tried to convince the White House press corps that Obama wouldn't come out in favor of gay marriage right after the election.

This episode is extremely important.  In fact if you don't watch video below the cowards at al Qaeda will break into your house and force you to test one of their new underwear bombs.

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