Helen Thomas Missed One: The Jews Control The Sharks

In the story we broke last week, former White House correspondent Helen Thomas blames the Jews for controlling Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, and Wall Street all because Jews know how to put their money where their mouths are. Helen, it seems, left something out.  Jews control the Sharks! I am not talking about lawyers either. An Egyptian official has claimed that a shark that killed one person and left four others injured in Egypt could have been placed there by agents from Mossad, the Israeli spy agency.

It wasn't some low level official either,

Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, the regional governor, claimed it was not "out of the question" that Israel could have planned the attacks on tourists to dent the Egyptian economy.

He said: "What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm."

Holy Cow! We're good, after all who knew that Dr. Doolittle was a Jew. "Come here shark I want you to do me a little favor."

The shark suspected of carrying out the attacks was identified yesterday in photographs taken minutes before one of the previous attacks.

Scientists claimed its aggression against humans could be down to sensory damage, leaving it unable to tell the difference between humans and fish.

But Egyptian authorities Helen Thomas and Oliver Stone know much better, its the Joooooze.