MEMRI_Saudi Cleric Omar Al-Sweilem Extols the Physical Traits of the Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise
Following are excerpts of a video clip featuring Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem, which was posted on the Internet. The video quality is low in the original.To view this clip, visit www.memritv.org/clip/en/1741.htm.
"When We Meet the Black-Eyed Virgin"Omar Al-Sweilem: "Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day.
"What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no Vaseline. No nothing!"
"You Would Find 10 Black-Eyed Virgins Sprawled on Musk Cushions""He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soft, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheikh!
"He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find 10 black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived!
"When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here.
"He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want.
"Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah."
"Wine in Paradise is a Reward for Your Good Deeds""He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come."
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Reminds me of a joke I heard:
Osama bin Laden is finally found and killed. He awakens in the afterlife by a roundhouse right from none other than George Washington. Next, he's pummeled by Thomas Jefferson. James Madison is next, and so on.
He retires for the day after being roundly beaten by various men, but the beatings commence immediately on the new day.
He screams out to the Almighty saying "I blew up the towers in New York like I thought you'd like. Why have you done this to me?"
After a brief pause, a booming voice answers him: "I told you that if you messed with the Americans, you'd be greeted by 72 Virginians on your arrival. What did you think I said?"
He screams out
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