"We know what kind of campaign they're going to run. They're going to try to make you afraid," Obama said at the fundraiser. "They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black? He's got a feisty wife." The crowd of supporters cheered, and Obama added: "We know the strategy because they've already shown their cards. Ultimately I think the American people recognize that old stuff hasn't moved us forward. That old stuff just divides us."
When I first read the report in the Saturday papers I got very angry, here was Obama the post racial candidate, injecting race into the campaign, and using in a way that basically calls those who oppose him racists, and since he is talking about the future, he doesn't even have to back his claims up with facts.
I woke up today wanting to blast Obama for his remarks, but first I had to find out if it was true. Was the Republican Party planning to scare people from voting for Obama just because he was half- black? I was left with no other choice but to send my cousin Ben, the Spy to Republican headquarters
Ben worked for military intelligence back in the 1980's. He is an expert in disguise a master in interpreting data. Per his usual routine Ben hid in the men's room of Republican headquarters. Ben hides there because he feels that people talk more freely when they are trying to avoid looking at the guy standing next to them at the urinal.
When the phone rang this morning I knew it was Ben (either that or my mom telling me to wear a hat so my head doesn't get burned).
It was Ben, and he got right to it. " Sammy,I would never have thought it but the Republicans has developed a code to make people fearful of Obama. Check your email in five minutes." And with that their was a quick flushing sound and he was gone.
But Sure Enough, five minutes later his email appeared. Its Contents are below:
The Official Secret Political WHITE CODE to Make People Afraid of OBAMANow, my wife tells me I am crazy she says those issues have nothing to do with scaring people away from Obama. She can't fool me though, Those are the first two Major Issues from the McCain Campaign, Obama wouldn't bring up the race issue for political purposes, after all he is the post racial candidate.
Buzz Words: Drill For Oil, Oil is also known as Black Gold, by calling to end the ban on drilling for America's vast reserves you are reminding people that Obama was Half-black. True drilling would drastically reduce our dependency on foreign oil, but that is only a side benefit.
Sitting Down with Iran: Again this issue was purely brought up to remind people about Obama's African-American heritage. After Iran uses its nukes everything will be scorched. A nuclear scorched earth is BLACK. Nukes are scary. People should be afraid of Obama because of the Nuclear (scary) scorched (black) You see how easy it is to scare people away from Obama.
Ben also had some bad news for Senator Obama, we also have proof of his animosity toward Jews. You know how he calls himself the candidate of change? Well that word CHANGE is just a signal to his Palestinian and Socialist buddies that he believes those stereotypes about Jews and money , and he is still on THEIR side.
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Woooow!!! Sammy, your cousin Ben is unbelievable at his job, almost on par with Maxwell Smart.
Between his investigative work and your correct interpretation of the code words I find this post one of the funniest I've read from you so far. Of course, some Neanderthals might think we are bigoted. Mainly, so because it's easier to attack when Obaminates have no rational argument with which to counter.
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