Bin Laden is Now A Global Warming Moonbat!?!?!

How the mighty have fallen. Eight years living in a cave can cause even the most hardened terrorist nut job to go off the deep end. With his latest message for the world, the al Qaeda leader is showing the strain of all those years living in a hole on the Afghanistan, Pakistan border, breathing bat guano. The leader of the Islamist terrorist network has a new cause, global warming.

If you believe that you can tell a cause by its supporters, the cave dwelling killers support may be additional proof that man made climate change is a hoax. According to Al Jazeera, Bin Laden's new tape condemns the US and other industrial economies, holding them responsible for climate change. For a religious fundamentalist, this guy sounds like a die-hard liberal, in fact his climate change words sound a bit like President Obama's.

... bin Laden criticised George Bush, the former US president, for rejecting the Kyoto pact and condemned global corporations.

"This is a message to the whole world about those responsible for climate change and its repercussions - whether intentionally or unintentionally - and about the action we must take," bin Laden said.

"Speaking about climate change is not a matter of intellectual luxury - the phenomenon is an actual fact."

See what I mean. He went on to say:

In the new recording, bin Laden said: "Noam Chomsky [the US academic who put the "M" in moonbat] was correct when he compared the US policies to those of the Mafia. They are the true terrorists and therefore we should refrain from dealing in the US dollar and should try to get rid of this currency as early as possible.

"I am certain that such actions will have grave repercussions and huge impact."
The tape follows one released earlier this week in which the al-Qaeda leader praised a Nigerian man accused of a failed attempt to blow up an airliner heading for Detroit on Christmas Day.

Gee, mentioned by Osama Bin Laden a world-wide criminal and mass murderer, Noam Chomsky's mom would be so proud.

Bin Laden goes on to take a page out of the POTUS' playbook he blames Bush for global warming:

"However, George Bush junior, preceded by [the US] congress, dismissed the agreement to placate giant corporations. And they are themselves standing behind speculation, monopoly and soaring living costs.

"They are also behind 'globalisation and its tragic implications'. And whenever the perpetrators are found guilty, the heads of state rush to rescue them using public money."

I guess the bash America for Palestine approach Bin Laden tried a few days ago didn't work. In that tape, bin Laden warned that there would be further attacks on the US unless Barack Obama took steps to resolve the Palestinian conflict.

The mighty mountain man's Global Warming tactic is really strange; where he once used to launch religious zealots on suicide missions for Allah, he is now telling people to boycott American Products in support of Al Gore. Maybe he is trying to come out of the cave and score a Job with the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).