DRAGNET: Earth Day-The Case of Who Stole the Climate's Heat?

 

Ladies and gentlemen the story you are about to read is true. The facts  have been changed to protect Al Gore. 

This is The City, Los Angeles California. It was Tuesday April 20, two days before Earth Day, the air outside was a soupy brown.  We were working the night watch out of Robbery Detail. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is Chief of Detectives, Thad Brown. My name's Friday. We were on our way out from the office and it was 2:06 am when we got to the corner of Cinnabar Street and Grand Avenue. The Brinton Hotel.

BOXER: He Kept calling me Ma'am. I figured there was no point in getting myself all roiled up. Didn't see where that would be helping matters.

SMITH: Ma'am.

BOXER: YOU TOO? Hey, you fellas looking for a room?

FRIDAY: Police officers. This is Frank Smith, my name's Friday.

BOXER: Are you from Robbery?

FRIDAY: Uh - huh.

BOXER: I Don't Know Where It Went?

FRIDAY:What's That?

BOXER: The Heat

FRIDAY: The Heat?

BOXER: Yes The Global Warming Heat. Its supposed to be much hotter now, its not getting hotter.

FRIDAY: Temperature leveling off? Yes Ma'am.

BOXER: Yes That's Right.  And I have this evidence.

FRIDAY: Ma'am Why are you handing me a letter from the NAACP

BOXER: Well I thought...

FRIDAY: Yes Ma'am

BOXER:I thought you would want to see that I knew Black People. 

One More Thing.

FRIDAY: Yes Ma'am

BOXER: Please Call Me Senator, I earned that title

FRIDAY: Yes Ma'am. Anything else you can tell us?

BOXER: Just One Thing

FRIDAY: Yes?

BOXER: I'm a Big Shot

FRIDAY: Yes Senator Ma'am

Maybe this episode of Dragnet Will not be shown on TV anytime soon, but those who believe that there is global warming, and that warming is caused by man are getting a bit upset, you see the temperature is not increasing the way it should be. Time Magazine is reporting:

Something's not quite right with the climate. Over the past few years, while global CO2 emissions have continued to swell, the global temperature rise has leveled off. (Temperatures have not cooled, however; the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration just announced that last month was the warmest March on record.) [That's of course if you believe the badly flawed data] Meanwhile, satellites and other observational tools indicate that the net heat retained by the planet has continued to increase, and that excess energy should be pushing up surface temperatures. But it's not.

In fact, up to half the heat energy that was expected to fuel global warming since 2003 has gone "missing." In a new article in the April 15 issue of Science, Kevin Trenberth and John Fasullo of the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) ponder where that heat may have gone — and what it could mean for the future of the climate. "We wanted to put together a narrative that deals with the recent leveling off of temperature," says Fasullo. "We wanted to go beyond temperature and explain the energy leaving the system and entering the system, the change of the flow of energy."

...Overall, the missing heat doesn't change expectations for future climate change, because the heat won't stay missing forever. Eventually it will resurface and impact the climate system, and the recent and deceptive reprieve from rapid warming we've enjoyed will come to an expected end. When that will happen is unknown, but better science can give us a clearer idea. "At the end of the day, the system will come back to equilibrium, and that suggests temperature will end up increasing," says Fasullo. So it's still up to us to do something about it.

Folks,please help! Do you know where the heat went?  Check your garages, your suit pockets, your old shopping bags that you use for trash...it has to be somewhere, maybe Rover buried it in your back yard?

Some people thing it went back in history one thousand years, they call it the Medieval Warming. But Michael Mann, creator of the Global Warming Hockey Stick says the numbers be dammed there never was a Medieval Warming Period.

If we don't find the heat soon people will be convinced that Global Warming is a Hoax, and well, you know how Dragnet Ends...

..Al Gore was tried and convicted of climate fraud in the first degree - five counts - and received sentence as prescribed by law. Climate Fraud  in the First Degree is punishable by imprisonment for a period of not less than five years in the state penitentiary counting hanging chads from Florida, each ballot is to be marked you lost.  Because of the viciousness of the crime, it was decided that the terms would run consecutively so no one would remember who he is...not even Tipper.

You have just heard "Dragnet," a series of authentic, never-before cases from official files of things that have never happened (like man made climate change).