Personally, I believe that this is too far even for a progressive like President Obama, but in an exclusive report from Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, the Chicago native has called up the Commissioner of Baseball and demanded that the World Series Victory of the St. Louis Cardinals be shared with the long suffering Chicago Cubs. Apparently the Cardinals are part of the 1% of teams who have won more than 10 championships (this latest win was their 11th) and in the interest of fairness, the POTUS believes that the Cubs should be given part of this one.
Other stories covered in today's Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux-news program from
Newsbusters.org include, what the end of daylight savings time really means to America, why Herman Cain has been named an honorary member of Occupy Wall Street, the newest level of nanny-state-ism introduced by the State of Connecticut, and much, much more.
Please don't forget to watch today's version of Newsbusted as the consequences may be horrible. A reader from France forgot to watch last Friday's video and his President (and ours) were embarrassed by an open microphone . Do you really want to be responsible for the international incident that would happen if you skip today's episode?
Oh and if you cant see the video below click here.
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