Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include: Scientists prove that Chimps have "mid-life crises," Democrats react to Thanksgiving dinner violence, Karl Rove still won't give up, and much, much, more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don't. Last week no one in Egypt remembered to press play and ever since then the New President has tried to become a dictator. So make sure to watch the video.
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