Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include: who will Obama blame now, Obama's long list of thank yous, Mayor Mommy Bloomberg's warning to New Jersey commuters and much, much, more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don't. Last week, with all my storm damage I forgot to press play and every single election prediction made on this site was wrong. So If you don't want to look silly on the next election day...just press play.
Oh and if you cannot see the video player below please click here.