Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice- weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include; Illegal Alien Children; Ray Nagin going to Jail; Loreal Model loses Job because she enjoys hunting; and much, much more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don't. Last week Pat Riley forgot to press play and LeBron James moved to Cleveland. So if you don't want your best team member to jump ship, you better press play.
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