6 Ways to Ruin Valentine's Day (brought to you by the Democrats)
1.) Wallow by yourself.

2.) Do the same thing year, after year, after YEAR.

3.) Stick your Valentine with a huge tab.

4.) Follow your Valentine, or a reporter, into the bathroom.

5.) Flirt with someone else.

6.) Not showing up.

(I had to add a 7th)
7.) Betray your valentine...
7A.) And hook-up with a new one.


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