How To Celebrate "Islamic human rights day"

Sometimes the material just gets written for you. For example, I found this little Item today:

Iran: President declares 5 August 'Islamic human rights day'

Tehran, 24 July (AKI) - Iran's Supreme Cultural Revolution Council headed by hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has declared 5 August an annual international Islamic human rights day.

I began to wonder, how would you celebrate Islamic Human Rights Day. I am assuming that by using the word Islamic, Ahmadinejad means the hard core nut jobs like him. So for those of you who think will need some help in figuring out what do do on August 5th, here are some helpful hint on who to celebrate the new Iranian holiday, Islamic human rights day, the Iranian way:

• Call your sister a whore and strangle her to death
• Hang a Homosexual
• Read a copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
• Find a thief and cut their hands off
• Mutalate your daughter's genetals
  
• Give someone the money to purchase a missle and launch it into your neigbors back yard
• Strap a bomb on a child and send them into a 7/11 to blow themselves up
• Get interviewed by the Local TV tell them that the next town over to yours is occupied by a bunch of pigs. Threaten to blow the whole town up

See what I mean, the above may not be YOUR idea of Human Rights, but it is certanly Ahmadinejads.