Prince Charles Once Wanted To Be Tampon, Now Calls Climate Change Realists "The Chicken Brigade"

Its easy to feel bad for Britain's Prince Charles, after all the guy's main purpose in life is to wait for his mum to die so he can take over her Job. Charlie has spend his life looking for his "special purpose." The man has been pampered in royalty all his life so he doesn't even have an idea of how the real world works. Charles has been searching for a reason to exist all of his life, sometimes publicly.

Remember the revelation in 1993 that he was so lost, looking so hard for a purpose in life that he offered to work as his girlfriend's trousers, or even her tampon. If that doesn't show a lost soul looking for a purpose, what does?

Lately Charlie has dedicated his life to convincing the world that global warming is real, even that isn't working out too well as most of the recent science is poking crater-sized holes in the climate change theory. Despite his extra-large sized ears, Prince Charlie refuses to listen to any of the latest news.

Yesterday, Prince Charles called climate-changes realists a "headless chicken brigade" who are ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.

The man who once wanted to be a tampon accused "powerful groups of deniers" of mounting "a barrage of sheer intimidation" against opponents. He made the comments at a Buckingham Palace awards ceremony on Thursday.

Charles said it was "baffling ... that in our modern world we have such blind trust in science and technology that we all accept what science tells us about everything — until, that is, it comes to climate science."

Here's some "headless Chicken Brigade" science the princes ample earlobes should pay attention to; The U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change acknowledges that the Earth’s temperatures haven’t gotten warmer in over 16 years, arctic specific research shows that the top of the world hasn't gotten warmer in 10 years, and a report published in September of 2013 said that the Arctic Ice cap actually grew by 60% this past year​. Oh there's more but I don't know how much this tampon-wanna be can absorb.